Collection: Cards

"I love waking up in the morning and having those three precious seconds before remembering what's wrong" Card

"Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something" Card

"Caffeine is the foundation of my food pyramid" Card

Hanukkah Etiquette Card

Only A Few More Shopping Days left until You're loved Ones Find out How Little You Understand Them card

I Spent a Long Time Choosing the Perfect Holiday Card That Will Look So Pretty In Your Garbage Card

Peace on Earth and Good Selfies To All Card

What Do You Mean Theres No Wifi!!!??? Card

Tinder card

Remember, your parents were shit shows card

Let's grow old card

BEST. DAY. EVER. Card

New Baby Card

You’re Pretty Cool But Your Dog is Fucking Awesome card

I feel really comfortable staring at my phone with you card

Report: Gluten-Free Birthday Cake Smells Like Shit

I don’t know how much time you have left so i’ll keep this brief card

“Let’s get this party started because I would love to be in bed by 11:00” card

“Let’s Party Like A Woman Is President” card