Collection: Cards

Because cards with pretty flowers and trite sayings are so CVS.
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  • Trump-free New Year Card
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  • "I love waking up in the morning and having those three precious seconds before remembering what's wrong" Card
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  • "Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something" Card
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  • "Caffeine is the foundation of my food pyramid" Card
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  • Hanukkah Etiquette Card
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  • Only A Few More Shopping Days left until You're loved Ones Find out How Little You Understand Them card
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  • I Spent a Long Time Choosing the Perfect Holiday Card That Will Look So Pretty In Your Garbage Card
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  • Peace on Earth and Good Selfies To All Card
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  • What Do You Mean Theres No Wifi!!!??? Card
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  • Tinder card
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  • Remember, your parents were shit shows card
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  • Let's grow old card
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  • BEST. DAY. EVER. Card
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  • New Baby Card
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  • You’re Pretty Cool But Your Dog is Fucking Awesome card
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  • I feel really comfortable staring at my phone with you card
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  • Report: Gluten-Free Birthday Cake Smells Like Shit
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  • I don’t know how much time you have left so i’ll keep this brief card
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  • “Let’s get this party started because I would love to be in bed by 11:00” card
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  • “Let’s Party Like A Woman Is President” card
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