Collection: Cards

Because cards with pretty flowers and trite sayings are so CVS.
52 products
  • Report: Gluten-Free Birthday Cake Tastes Like Shit
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  • I don’t know how much time you have left so i’ll keep this brief card
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  • “Let’s get this party started because I would love to be in bed by 11:00” card
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  • "They Know Me Here"
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  • THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH...card
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  • Golf-themed Crap Father's Day Card
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  • Marriage Advice Card
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  • Worst Part Card
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  • Symptoms Card
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  • Happy Your Back Hurts For No reason Birthday Card
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  • I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Your Dog Card
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  • Leaving the Lights On Card
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  • ILY Even though you can't load the dishwasher correctly - Card
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  • Passwords - Birthday Card
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  • So. Many. Candles. - Birthday Card
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  • Having Me As A Daughter - Father's Day Card
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  • Focus On The Positive - Father's Day Card
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  • Dog Always Lays Next To Me
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  • "I Forgive you for Having Other Children" Mother's Day Card
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  • Thank you for loving me Card
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